@TheOnion I don't want to be Taylor Swift. I fantasize about being a Walton heir, kicking poor people in the crotch but otherwise indolent.
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@theonion one more thing…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion With great power comes great responsibility. - Uncle BenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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