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@AFaria11@TheOnion@IamQusai @AndrewSheinbaum@Ronaldo_is_King my parents love me gambling! -
@jesse_wildman@TheOnion@IamQusai @AndrewSheinbaum@Ronaldo_is_King that's not what the article means lol read it
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@mickeymyman psst. The Onion is a humorous site that does intentionally absurd articles. -
@JohnEkdahl Aww! Can't I be humorous too? C'mon. -
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@JohnEkdahl You're the best man. I genuinely love your tweets!
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@WSOP for me! "@TheOnion: Report: Biggest Parenting Fear Remains Losing Child In High-Stakes Poker Tournament http://onion.com/1QOwSc1 "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Big408Dave hahahaha
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@TheOnion You get over it in time. And who knows, with a good game face you might win a better kid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, so you've met my first husband.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pink slip, or baby blue...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Calling Ben Affleck.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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