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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jun 2015

    God Admits He Too Close To Creation To Judge Whether It Any Good Or Not http://onion.com/1eEZqnf pic.twitter.com/CifeAxvtCM

    8:45 PM - 22 Jun 2015
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    • Erik Larson 浜口 信二郎 Sylvia Frank Jaehne liltennyson John A Fellin Jr murt9553 JON Sam Page
    18 replies 232 retweets 443 likes
      1. evan a-h‏ @evanadamshanson 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion can we get a more recent photo of God?

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      1. Jerry Saltz‏Verified account @jerrysaltz 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Yeah but God created the Confederate flag too. Really bad judge of character.

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      1. Johnny Cage Match‏ @AndrewMettler 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion caveman write headline. Headline no make lot of sense.

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      1. JP Stormcrow‏ @JPStormcrow 23 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion It about ethics in creation journalism.

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      1. MATTerOfFact‏ @MBoronow 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Onion admit it too good for apostrophe.

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      1. Kerin M‏ @CuteandKerin 24 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion was grammar taken into consideration with the subject? Lol #nah

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      1. Lincoln Baggets‏ @LincolnBaggets 23 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion sounds like he has been working on engrish grammar.

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      1. Rupff Heinz‏ @Seeingmouse 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I have to mention, dear Onions, that the 10 commandments shows clear as a laser, what is bad & what is the good side in gods view.

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      2. Rupff Heinz‏ @Seeingmouse 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Dear Onions, this publication is not funny enough to reach in any way the humor or intelligence of God. Profane.

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      3. Rupff Heinz‏ @Seeingmouse 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Seeingmouse

        @TheOnion Checklist wheather good or bad.: Love, Joy,Peace,Patience,Kindness,Goodness,Faithful,Gentleness,Self control,no provoking.

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      1. Vale,R‏ @VRanaV 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Then is it a blasphemy for to angels to look for righteousness or Lot to leave judgment on a city??? Or God's will?

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      1. JoePelle‏ @JoePelle 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @TheTweetOfGod Not even Jesus would forgive this title.

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      1. andrei_anacampserote‏ @aanacampserote 22 Jun 2015
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        “@TheOnion: God Admits He Too Close To Creation To Judge Whether It Any Good Or Not http://onion.com/1eEZqnf  pic.twitter.com/S5Jn7CqvjE”

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      1. Heather Ann‏ @Itsheatherann 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I think he screwed the pooh with the humans. Should have stopped with the animals.

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      1. (((Al Sakib)))‏ @maddogla 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion this God immensely look like Muslim.

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      1. Silent Bowler‏ @silentdissent 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion let's ask @TheTweetOfGod directly.

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      1. Junaid Ahmed‏ @superjunaid 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion humans are good or not?, you're right!

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      1. Aman Bassi‏ @amanbasssi 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion conflict of interest

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