@TheOnion As a german citizen, I'm offended! How dare you point out, 2% of our population have no access to the internet!
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@TheOnion This supports my theory that 100% of surfaces you come in contact with have at one point been covered in semen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and it's listed under#BlurryButtsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Pedroealfa the onion é o Sensacionalista gringo -
@MauricioMunky@TheOnion vishhhhh, valeu migo...
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@TheOnion The best stuff is in that missing 2%Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: 98% Of German Sexual Intercourse Uploaded To Pornhub http://onion.com/1eEZgMH#NSFW pic.twitter.com/BTaOsBvuOV”luv Germany;)
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@TheOnion@itsJulian23 Can we get verification on this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's alot of pressure to work under lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Katieelle7 possible? 98% Of German Sexual Intercourse Uploaded To Pornhub http://onion.com/1eEZgMH#NSFW pic.twitter.com/Ip0v8QTM1k”
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@TheOnion 'preciate ya GermanyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion underwear PLZ but that's okThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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