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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jun 2015

    South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer http://onion.com/1N1Jk1H pic.twitter.com/hL1X78ixyw

    1:13 PM - 22 Jun 2015
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    • ((( Jeremy 🔥 Voss ))) Sara ur local virgo plant mom Danny Larry 🔭 Cowabungus Jp Entorf Bourama Konaté Neil Payne 🖖🏻🌍🇪🇺 🇺🇳
    99 replies 5,372 retweets 6,255 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jeff Duncan, South Carolina state representative: http://onion.com/1TJhU5T pic.twitter.com/AVKWCogWzJ

        10 replies 287 retweets 556 likes
      3. sexy wasted life costume‏ @lefttheprairie 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Glad we could be elitist pricks about this one.

        1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
      4. Half-Price Candy Nov 1 Tamny‏ @etamny 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @lefttheprairie

        @lefttheprairie @TheOnion Did not like this one either. Trailer parks, ha ha?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. sexy wasted life costume‏ @lefttheprairie 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @etamny

        @etamny @TheOnion Plus the picture is a singlewide and the copy says doublewide. Nobody who touched this has ever been near a trailer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. SR Brant‏ @SR_Brant 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The greatest architectural and cultural achievement of the Far Right: the tobacco and gin-smelling trailer.

        1 reply 3 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Linda Benson‏ @leftywrite 22 Jun 2015
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        “@TheOnion: South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer http://onion.com/1N1Jk1H  pic.twitter.com/LT9D28JhAL”

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      1. ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø (⌐ 🕸️_ 🕸️)‏ @openrhodes 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion shots fired lol

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      1. War Pigeon‏ @CaptRadiance 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer http://onion.com/1N1Jk1H  pic.twitter.com/nTcniAF0C1” IM DEAD

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      2. kooms‏ @Kishanp2303 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Greg_Stolz @rowdy_dave how do u feel about he confederate flag and its representation/significance in southern heritage

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      3. PHILLIP‏ @rowdy_dave 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Kishanp2303

        @Kishanp2303 @TheOnion @Greg_Stolz the south will rise again

        0 replies 2 retweets 0 likes
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      2.  🍃 🌸Paytons 🌸Posies 🌸 🍃‏ @PaytonsPosies 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion why should any confederate flags be moved? That's not gonna change the minds of the mentally disturbed w/guns!

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. I Was a Teenage Werewampus‏ @wampusreynolds 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @PaytonsPosies

        @PaytonsPosies @TheOnion because they're garbage.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Chris Barton‏ @oklamediacritic 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "That's bullhockey. We demand a retraction...and another beer ball of KeystoneLight!" - White People.

        2 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Walker McKay‏ @walkermckay 22 Jun 2015
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        Ha!//@TheOnion: South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer http://onion.com/1N1Jk1H  pic.twitter.com/dTGfGICytp”

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      1. James‏ @SoHighDef 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion You should go to Myrtle Beach. They have rebel flag everything. Boogie Boards might be the strangest.

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      2. kodii  🖤‏ @x_lulkodii 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Yrns_ but it's leaving that state house 😂😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Lane  💭‏ @Nolimitlane 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @x_lulkodii

        @x_lulkodii @TheOnion hell yea 😂😭😂😂

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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