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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jun 2015

    Frustrated Republicans Argue Pope Should Leave Science To Scientists Who Deny Climate Change http://onion.com/1d9KBay pic.twitter.com/fMlPJE2Uqm

    4:00 PM - 21 Jun 2015
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      1. Steven D. Greydanus‏Verified account @DecentFilms 22 Jun 2015
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        Steven D. Greydanus Retweeted The Onion

        Onion admits defeat, starts simply reporting news @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/612756945561235462 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Frustrated Republicans Argue Pope Should Leave Science To Scientists Who Deny Climate Change http://onion.com/1d9KBay  pic.twitter.com/fMlPJE2Uqm
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      1. Nicholas‏ @NicKjAmes727 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion

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      2. CATHERINE BRIGHTON  🙏 🏡 🍋‏ @cath_brighton 21 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I thought The Onion isn't supposed to report the exact facts...it's supposed to be funny:p

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Ryan O' 🛠‏ @Ryan__OToole 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @cath_brighton

        @gangybrighton @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane 😂

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      1. Robert Souza‏ @jeepers2231 21 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion maybe they could pay the Pope off like they do there experts.

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      1. Iconic Infidel‏ @HereticBT 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion the right wing clown tour bus

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      2. Alice Maher‏ @aajbm653 21 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Why are they arguing? Everyone is entitled to weigh in on climate change. So is the Pope Wrong or the scientists?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tariq Ashrif‏ @Navyblue4 21 Jun 2015
        Replying to @aajbm653

        @aajbm653 well in Scotland mid June we all have the heating on!!!! #ClimateChangeIsReal

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Alice Maher‏ @aajbm653 21 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Navyblue4

        @Navyblue4 Get me a ticket to Scotland plz.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Bev Baird‏ @BairdBev 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @EnzoEdmonton Pope has more science background than any of republicans & I'd argue his faith is stronger & more supportive of poor

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      2. Sam‏ @Jonatha93638429 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @IrvineWelsh How can anyone vote for a party which denies Climate change?

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      4. Sam‏ @Jonatha93638429 22 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Sehgsrb

        @Maximus1901 @TheOnion @IrvineWelsh @tan123 @SteveSGoddard The only farce is the Republican party. europe is laughing at it.

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      1. The Lone Corgan‏ @jamaram4 30 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane But when have frustrated republicans ever talked sense, huh?

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      1. Resistress Kay‏ @fabaceae 23 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Republicans take over the war on Christians, co-opting a fake movement and making it real.

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      1. Pindragon‏ @AlmightyTickleD 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Ignorance is bliss. And these jack offs wonder why our country is looked down on. They are pissing on their own religion.

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      1. Annette Hanke‏ @netnrt 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane it's the onion. .....

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      1. Dakota koziol‏ @dakotakoziol 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. b_dubb‏ @brockness 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Republicans pissed off at the Holy Father. Would they be pissed if Jesus said this? "I don't let the Son of God decide policy!"

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      1. Jay Schaffer‏ @1c05e18f88cf4aa 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion morons

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