@TheOnion blame Obama
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@TheOnion where's Snape when you needed himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Someone call Harry Potter!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could be a horcrux.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SquirrelFaces@TheOnion IKR, any use of the word BLA*K without the express permission of Kanye or AL is criminal.
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@TheOnion , see what happen's when u cheat!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ....deflating digits.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ahahahaha this was funny hahahahahahahahah guys...... you really did ti this time about the rings hahahahaha. thanks guysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HP6 LOLZThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @BarryPierce Horcrux??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ok what am I looking at?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @CMurphy404Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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