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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jun 2015

    Patriots Horrified After New Super Bowl Rings Cause Fingers To Shrivel Up, Turn Black http://onion.com/1d9KxaP pic.twitter.com/r7m1xdEcXM

    3:00 PM - 21 Jun 2015
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    • Red Dog Emery Grigsby old scrot god dammit kaitlin😛 MeatyMonSieur Ethan Crosbie D. J. Sheridan Tony Gomez Lisa Huff
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      1. mikee dee‏ @uncleblabby 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion blame Obama

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      1. BJ Wagner‏ @bwag717 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion where's Snape when you needed him

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      1. Retrodude‏ @MrRetrodude 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Someone call Harry Potter!

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      1. Andrea Moreland‏ @arblehm 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Could be a horcrux.

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      1. Dan‏ @_pacK_man12810 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @robinemily110

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      2. Squirrel Face‏ @SquirrelFaces 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion The rings cause their fingers to turn black? RACIST STORY!! #sarcasm

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      3. John Ross‏ @johnrmc 21 Jun 2015
        Replying to @SquirrelFaces

        @SquirrelFaces @TheOnion IKR, any use of the word BLA*K without the express permission of Kanye or AL is criminal.

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      1. MeatyMonSieur‏ @paulie_DA_don 25 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion , see what happen's when u cheat!!!!!

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      1. russmckay‏ @russmckay 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion ....deflating digits.

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      1. Miles Trujillo‏ @Milostru 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @HarryPotterings

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      1. Johnny Elfboy‏ @chairsforcheap 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion ahahahaha this was funny hahahahahahahahah guys...... you really did ti this time about the rings hahahahaha. thanks guys

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      1. Vark‏ @VArkelS 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion HP6 LOLZ

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      1. Janice Marschner‏ @JaniceMarschner 21 Jun 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Patriots Horrified After New Super Bowl Rings Cause Fingers To Shrivel Up, Turn Black" @DawnMarschner

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      1. Maeve551‏ @maeve551 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @BarryPierce Horcrux??

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      1. STEVE.‏ @nuketheleft 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion ok what am I looking at?

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      1. Conor Bergin‏ @ConorJBergin 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @CMurphy404

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      1. Stuart Little‏ @biglittleosu 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @ProfButtonz

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      1. Lee BOO-llon & Zaneta‏ @foullonL 21 Jun 2015
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        I have to ask @TheOnion: On what planet is your Super Bowl ring story funny at all? #Disgust -ing

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