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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Jun 2015

    Frustrated Republicans Argue Pope Should Leave Science To Scientists Who Deny Climate Change http://onion.com/1J8zcpV pic.twitter.com/2t1DcMXQ8u

    9:30 PM - 19 Jun 2015
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    35 replies 1,174 retweets 1,155 likes
      1. Heighdynne‏ @Heighdynne 19 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Correction: headline should read "both scientists who deny climate change"

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      2. Mayk (Mike)‏ @adjunctactivist 19 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Is the pope not also a chemist? a real scientist?

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      2. ㅤ‏ @JoseAItuve 19 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion lmaoo

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      3.  🌊Judy Blue  🌊‏ @judydchandler 20 Jun 2015
        Replying to @JoseAItuve

        @brosigchase_ @TheOnion. How ironic ..Pope Francis happens to hold a masters in chemistry .LOL. The need to research before squawking !!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. marc mc gown‏ @outerspacemanII 20 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @ARTSYJUDITH #cspanchat @potus HERE we HAVE TRUE colors of the #CRAZIES on the #RWNJ #gop this is #CONSERVATIVE #Christians #VOTE

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      1. Cuzzo‏ @TheRealCuzzo28 19 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion 98% of scientists that study global warming for a living agree that global warming warrants further study. #JobSecurity

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      1. Simply Lory‏ @williams_lory 19 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion they're a sour bunch. Smirk.

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      2. Marcos André Lessa‏ @lessa27 20 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @louise_araujo como diria Louis CK, incrível como os caras que crêem q Deus criou o planeta são os maiores destruidores do planeta

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      1. MsTexasRash ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @rash_jo 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @jo_m_chandler follow the money to see who is getting rich off taxpayers.

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 20 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Is it possible to make the climate change by passing laws and changing one's behavior?? I think we're deluding ourselves...

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 20 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Will there ever be an environmentalist who DOESN'T think the future will be a disaster??

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      2. Twiggy164‏ @Twiggy164 20 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @CallOut4 @durancevile GOP says Pope shuld leave science 2 scientists but THEY don't listen 2 scientists!

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      3. Carol Jean Vogelman‏ @durancevile 20 Jun 2015
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        @Twiggy164 @TheOnion @CallOut4 They believe the scientists they buy! Flat earthers, for god's sake!

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      1. TNGIRL‏ @Janus16 20 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Yep, let's bury our heads in the sand until all we have is sand!

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      2. d 'O'yle‏ @doyleclan1 20 Jun 2015
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        Hang on. Isn't @pontifex in their good books? @TheOnion @Craig_Hotrum

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      3. Craig Hotrum‏ @Craig_Hotrum 20 Jun 2015
        Replying to @doyleclan1

        @doyleclan1 @Pontifex @TheOnion Catholics are too progressive with their beliefs in evolution and climate change...

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      4. d 'O'yle‏ @doyleclan1 20 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Craig_Hotrum

        So "progressive" is pro CAGW, RE, anti capitalist & GMO? @Craig_Hotrum @Pontifex @TheOnion

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