@TheOnion @Jacobpbrooksart must be voldemorts mom's ring
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@b_nofacee or an evil plot
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@TheOnion@whitesky60 Hmm...perhaps#RachelDolezal got her hands (finger?) on one?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is sad and fucking messed upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's because they were forged in the anus of Mt. Belicheat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is the most stupidest thing I've ever did seeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't get it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OK that's hilarious! And I'm a Pats fan lol.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion awesomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i dont think this would have happened if the rings were on Seattles fingers. Pats got soft dainty hands.

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