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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Jun 2015

    8-Year-Old Can't Understand Why He Isn't Allowed On Roofhttp://onion.com/1Nase2h 

    5:30 PM - 19 Jun 2015
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      1. GreaterTorontoAsatru‏ @GTAHeathen 19 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion So what the kid identifies as some animal that likes the roof...I would say racoon but I don't want to assign labels.

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      2. kristi holland‏ @HollandKristi 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @ellenblyon I did this all the time as a kid and as a teen.I'd climb a tree and lay in the shade with a towel and a good book.

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      3. Ellen Lyon‏ @ellenblyon 28 Jun 2015
        Replying to @HollandKristi

        @HollandKristi Me too! I refer to the time as B. C. - Before Cable 📺

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      1. Jessica‏ @Jessica_in_Iowa 19 Jun 2015
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        @sprrklz @TheOnion I don't understand. I never wanted up on the roof.

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      1. Jordan Sloan‏ @JordanSloan82 19 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @chandlersloan

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      1. Carl VJ Howard‏ @carhow727 19 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion have I mentioned how much I love The Onion!!!

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        @TheOnion take him to the top of the ladder, he'll be scared shitless.

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        @TheOnion onion post accidentally omits "With .50 cal rifle" story lacks punch

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