@TheOnion now we need to give him a slightly better goal for July, how about "Mediocre Goal?"
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@LifeofDude@TheOnion That just might work
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@TheOnion @PickupAstronaut I wish I could reach my pathetic goalsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @danthemanredden @jhawkgiant77 @BrazilianPaulyD I'm dead -
@tyler_lingle@TheOnion @danthemanredden@kalebrjmiller
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@TheOnion: Pathetic Goal Reached http://onion.com/1Nat7be pic.twitter.com/zF3x3VxwzG”The new Spider-Man is looking a bit shit
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@TheOnion My therapist had me do this once. I decided to stop seeing her.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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