@TheOnion I see a greeter and I know I've arrived.
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@TheOnion .. ...mThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion armed with denturesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The main reason I shop at Walmart is their door presence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...unless it's a septuagenarian earning minimum wage who's packin' HEAT!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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