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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jun 2015

    Report: Donald Trump Paid Background Actors $50 To Cheer Him At Rally http://onion.com/1Br6rBT  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/1EJ7v49JxO

    2:04 PM - 18 Jun 2015
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      2. Ray 'cousin It' Stone‏ @RayStone81 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion That headline is far to realistic for the onion.

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      1. Justin Thesing‏ @JustinThesing 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @AllieBoBallie22

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      1. Anonomouse‏ @Anonomouse1981 21 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion $50/second of film?

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      1. Pablo Gutierrez‏ @PablogtzT47 19 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Mexicanos en NY responden con clase a #donaldtrump Share this / compartahttp://www.telemundo47.com/noticias/local/donald-trump-caliente-con-los-mexicanos-4301301697001-video.html …

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      1. Expat445‏ @Britinnv 19 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Lol I doubt that very much. But its worth a laugh!

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      1. Chris Morgan‏ @chrisymorgan 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion would have been better spent on hair lacquer,

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      1. Allie‏ @manicallie 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion but mind, the jobs have to be sustainable. :)

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I would have thought he needed more seasoned actors to convincingly portray supporters.

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      1. Michael‏ @avsuperny 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Actors gave money back when he started talking.

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      1. M.R.D‏ @PhulesAu 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion So... he didn't have any trouble finding people who were willing to work??? And the problem is? ?

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      1. Lynn‏ @vivalavoices 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Trump BRIBES ppl to SUPPORT him 4 PRESIDENT & uses ILLEGALS to TEAR down BLDG. 2 build TRUMP TOWERS. Creates NO jobs 4 USA!

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      1. Bobcatt70‏ @kevinthedog_og 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion like everyone else in the political arena

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      1. Brian O'Neill‏ @BoneillONeill 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion He may also pay for folks to vote for him.

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      1. MrsHovde‏ @skymichele 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion creating waste recycling facilities across the nation like San Francisco has would create millions of jobs. Done! #simplefix

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      1. James D. Hoffman‏ @safewaymahindra 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion how do you know this? is this in fact a truth or not

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      1. Dan Cain‏ @dancainmed 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion That happened for real in France in 1990.http://www.nytimes.com/1990/07/06/style/chronicle-599090.html …

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      1. The Keymaster‏ @OmegaGlodson 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Cheapskate.

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      1. Møłïńæ‏ @SGM312 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion haha. That was good

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