@TheOnion The Onion fucking nails it every time. Truly the nation's finest news source.
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(Wrapped In Moth Balls And Put In Attic Next Week) RT
@TheOnion: National Dialogue Dusted Off http://onion.com/1BqLaIM pic.twitter.com/fwJHIBnTp1
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@TheOnion@brettmuller I love that the Onion is always the most cutting news outlet we have.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion For the 30th time in 10 yrs, we are all shocked at the senseless violence.Nothing will be done & for the 30th time we will forget.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brilliant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thinnest layer of dust in recorded human history.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pretty MuchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@LaSombra773 yo daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What that poor little girl must be feeling.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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