.@TheOnion but just so we are clear, said duck not missing any footwear, right ? #MossadStoleMyShoe @MalkaWolf @shim_rational
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@TheOnion the duck has a point.#questioneverythingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have had operatives investigating this for months. This is REAL! CIA hates how much we poop. Haven't they read "Everyone poops"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but this is Actual Advice Mallard..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I live in Tulsa. I have spoken with this duck. I can confirm everything here is true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion poor duckie. Let me pay for his therapy. ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that duck might just be onto something!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's a plane////Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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