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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2015

    Here are some key facts to know about Donald Trump: http://onion.com/1JYs4uR pic.twitter.com/AaD7cDynKI

    7:00 PM - 17 Jun 2015
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      1. Charles Baker‏ @Son_of_a_George 17 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @HeatherMallick No, his campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb"

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      1. ♫ SavingPrincess ♫‏ @SavingPrincess 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Nothing that you can write about him is funnier than real life.

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      1. Jerone Anderson‏ @jeroneanderson 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion This is all so true about #Trump... When did the onion abandon satire? @bagaroota @StineEckert

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      1. Arturo Bouzas‏ @abouzasr 17 Jun 2015
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        El perfil de Trump "@TheOnion: Here are some key facts to know about Donald Trump: http://onion.com/1JYs4uR  pic.twitter.com/TmCTCcj8Dc”

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      1. Andrea Manea‏ @andrea_manea 22 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @jsndacruz Trump's real statements sound like they're from TheOnion, LOL

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      1. Hermione‏ @John8Squire 19 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion the FIRST DOUCHEBAG CANDIDATE OF THE UNITED STATES

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      1. Mr. Darth Rebellious ☠️ #BernierNation‏ @SergeHalytsky 19 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Copernicus2013 His name says it all. No profile required.

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      1. ben f beckham jr‏ @beckham_ben 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion you that he sucks big time

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      1. Spooky Bad Man Brimstone‏ @CF_History 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion file under "really unfortunate screencaps"

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      1. Yordi Sanz‏ @BautisYordi 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. stranger‏ @FiveLiveKru 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion "Potential Liability: American people may not yet be progressive enough to elect mentally ill man" too good lol

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      1. Raymond Reynosa‏ @rreynosa78222 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion He only said what all repubasshole really think. Why try to deny it.

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      1. Marble‏ @MarblesMar 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I've been waiting for this.

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      1. Dr. D‏ @defnoshka 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion looooool

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