@TheOnion @HeatherMallick No, his campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb"
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@TheOnion Nothing that you can write about him is funnier than real life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is all so true about#Trump... When did the onion abandon satire?@bagaroota@StineEckertThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Here are some key facts to know about Donald Trump: http://onion.com/1JYs4uR pic.twitter.com/TmCTCcj8Dc”
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@TheOnion@jsndacruz Trump's real statements sound like they're from TheOnion, LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the FIRST DOUCHEBAG CANDIDATE OF THE UNITED STATESThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Copernicus2013 His name says it all. No profile required.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you that he sucks big timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion file under "really unfortunate screencaps"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Potential Liability: American people may not yet be progressive enough to elect mentally ill man" too good lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He only said what all repubasshole really think. Why try to deny it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've been waiting for this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion loooooolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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