@TheOnion I wish that were true. 



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@TheOnion or people could just stop steling from one another. i know that's just pie in the sky hippie crapThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion passwords must contain at least one happy and one sad EmojisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is happeningThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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