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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2015

    Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat http://onion.com/1dJ9dI3 pic.twitter.com/CKac67pUxs

    7:15 AM - 17 Jun 2015
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      1. Follow Bouncing Ball‏ @rayweigand3 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @GinaGrad hahhahaha

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      1. ugh, Alice is such a scorpio.‏ @NJDG 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion cc @jeffkies

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      1. Heather Brandon‏ @heddahfeddah 19 Jun 2015
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        Yes. RT @TheOnion: Guy’s Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat http://onion.com/1dJ9dI3 pic.twitter.com/iMHQrPbK2h

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      1. Andy Lee Parker‏ @AndyLeeParker1 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion http://www.andyleeparker1.com/to-everyone-whos-ever-told-me-to-go-to-hell--i-hope-youre-happy-now …

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      1. Kevin Cherry‏ @cherry_kev 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Also known as a business analyst.

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      1. John Weirick‏ @johnweirick 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion wait, that's not a real job?

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      1. observer of humanity‏ @eddgarrett 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I swear I've seen him on tv before but can't remember where

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      1. Michael‏ @avsuperny 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Damn! Jim Carrey's out of work?

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      1. Ryan Murray‏ @rmurr2707 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. KatherineGrandstrand‏ @kgrandstrandAAN 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Oh, he's a reporter!

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      1. 12pointB‏ @12pointB 17 Jun 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat http://onion.com/1dJ9dI3  pic.twitter.com/P6aJzXA1cQ”

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      1. JB‏ @NotTimothy 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @RachelFeltman

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      1. Drew‏ @acl70 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Does he open with "Oh, Hi Mark!" Have time for a chat in the spiral staircase?@gregsestero

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      1. Political Cheeze‏ @politicalcheeze 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Okay, so it begs the question, what does it pay?

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      1. Mikey M‏ @Mikeymgm1701 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion looks like an old stock photo. Who wears their hair like that anymore?

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      1. Jacqueline Bintz‏ @JJackieforr22 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I have all the time in the world to chat with this guy!!!!! He is beautiful!! my name is @JJackieforr22 on twitter

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion ~Quick? He can happily take up my whole day.

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      1. Tevin‏ @tevin_son 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion this is my life.

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      1. Rhys Wesley‏ @rhyswesley 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Hey, i know that guy!

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