@TheOnion To quote Vito Corleone when told Luca Brasi wanted to visit him on the day of the Don's daughter's wedding, "Is this necessary?"
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@cWalters92@TheOnion literally crying bc this is all I care about
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@TheOnion@Tucker5law@JamieHolePunch Just the once then hopefully.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@realDonaldTrump is going to really disappointed every 4 years of his life!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Couldn't make that up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So funny! This just might b true. Running for POTUS is huge advertising for Trump. Any price less than 500 million is a steal!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@hasanmz07 I've been waiting too long for this -
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@TheOnion ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod it's finally HAPPENING!pic.twitter.com/Zsm0Al2pQ4
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@hasanmz07@TheOnion I haven't watched the daily show recently but I imagine jon blew his load last night
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@TheOnion I'll wear his shirt in public if he pays me too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Which will be four years.#trump4presidentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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