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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2015

    Family Unsure What To Do With Dead Hipster's Possessions http://onion.com/1dJ90EG pic.twitter.com/AAfqJarNyP

    6:00 AM - 17 Jun 2015
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      2. Awoo-ctober Wolf‏ @Zack_Grey_ 17 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion All I got out of this was the thought that "Dead Hipsters" would be a great band name. @ZomgShiny1? Thoughts?

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      3. ZOMG SHINY!!!‏ @ZomgShiny1 17 Jun 2015
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        @Zack_Grey_ @TheOnion I'm pretty sure it's already an obscure band's name. XD

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      4. Awoo-ctober Wolf‏ @Zack_Grey_ 17 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ZomgShiny1

        @ZomgShiny1 @TheOnion \^o^/ Found EM!!! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dead-Hipsters/200144180019181 … ... I wish I hadn't. ;-;

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      5. ZOMG SHINY!!!‏ @ZomgShiny1 17 Jun 2015
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        @Zack_Grey_ @TheOnion Called it! \-.-/

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      1. Lily‏ @lfg724 17 Jun 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Family Unsure What To Do With Dead Hipster's Possessions http://onion.com/1dJ90EG  pic.twitter.com/un11XKD2DN” @Zack_Wetzel

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      1. kristina cline‏ @kristinacloudy 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion they are still trying to figure out how he managed to afford it all.

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      1.  🏆Stately Wayne Manor  ⭐ ✒ 🥁 🎬‏ @SWManor 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I wonder if they would consider vape-orizing any of it? (Sorry)

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      1. Tripp Southerland‏ @Tripp_Someone 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @RonnieT_DC

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      1. Cheeseburger Messiah‏ @94_franchesco 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion that story is from 2003

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      1. Live Like A RockStar‏ @NinthCircleFan 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Too bad he didn't live like a rock star http://livelikearockstar.us/ 

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      1. dallas downer‏ @firnatine160 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion #extramoist

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      1. dave graney‏Verified account @davegraney 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion is the person who wrote this feeling alright?Seems very personal.Also, I have a few of those films

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      1. D‏ @DaveT1983 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion are you guys unaware that this article is from 2003? Onion often posts articles from the past.

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      1. Vampalicious‏ @Vamp_a_licious 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion additionally, reach out to friends. They are our extended family. Allow them to choose mementos.

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      1. Vampalicious‏ @Vamp_a_licious 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I would offer to take anything you wanted to send me and create some sort of sculpture, after learning more about his great loves

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      1. Chris‏ @cmp5555 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @colbycosh I thought all hipsters were officially dead as of 2014 am I wrong?

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      1. Sara H‏ @Hirschler 17 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion what's with the crappy posts lately? New staff member? Usually you guys are hilarious- last few days have just been not funny

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