@TheOnion They obviously heard about the incoming threat from the Proclaimers Regiment in the Scottish Army.
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@TheOnion I'm slightly concerned but should take this in my stride.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion its actually really simple. First, walk 500 miles. Then, walk 500 more. Then repeat that 8 timesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is not gonna end wellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion planning on boring enemies to death.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Our man Kerry is hopping there as we speak.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...shouting Kim Jung's name with each step ...or they get shot by an anti-aircraft gun.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They have to have the strength in their undernourished bods to make the distance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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