David Yarnold, President Of The Audubon Society: http://onion.com/1J2jfla pic.twitter.com/AFWCmEJHgT
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David Yarnold, President Of The Audubon Society: http://onion.com/1J2jfla pic.twitter.com/AFWCmEJHgT
@TheOnion @runofplay - if you didn't join Audubon after the Franzen fracas, now is clearly the time.
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@TheOnion Just read this in quiet waiting room at a dr office and I was laughing so hard I'm pretty sure they were about to ask me to leave
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@TheOnion i once punched a new born baby clean in the mouth full force. long story short, greatest day of my life
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