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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jun 2015

    "I wound up from the shoulder and fully rotated through my hips—pow!" http://onion.com/1J2c905 pic.twitter.com/BEv6p2R1ta

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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jun 2015
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        David Yarnold, President Of The Audubon Society: http://onion.com/1J2jfla pic.twitter.com/AFWCmEJHgT

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      1. Jim Adams‏ @adamsjak 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @runofplay - if you didn't join Audubon after the Franzen fracas, now is clearly the time.

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      1. hair39k‏ @hair39k 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Alex_Skuby And that is why we can never have nice geese....

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      1. Lucien Gratteri‏ @looseein 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @ShannonMary5 @sea_bolt

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      1. Priority Restoration‏ @priorityrestore 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Just read this in quiet waiting room at a dr office and I was laughing so hard I'm pretty sure they were about to ask me to leave

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      1. JDP‏ @DoeringJacob 18 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @MasonBissada

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      1. R‏ @CertainlyRiask9 16 Jun 2015
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        "@TheOnion: "I wound up from the shoulder and fully rotated through my hips—pow!" http://onion.com/1J2c905  pic.twitter.com/iuF5XoIQyu"

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      1. Paula Harris‏ @442Paula 16 Jun 2015
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        @theonion I like2wait until a flock of Canadian geese are having a rest in our local park &thenLeap! Oh, the hisses! The flurry! AngryPecks!

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      1. Kevin Lammi‏ @kevinrlammi 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @BMileskiKFAN whoa, even more impressive than a hockey stick

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      1. Ryan Wrecker‏Verified account @RyanWrecker 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion This guy has NOTHING on @wheezywaiter lol

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      1. FLYNN‏ @axflynn 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion An often overlooked addition to any C.V.

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      1. redfury91‏ @redfury91 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion i once punched a new born baby clean in the mouth full force. long story short, greatest day of my life

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      1. Zac Smith‏ @Zayaeak 16 Jun 2015
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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 16 Jun 2015
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        "@TheOnion: "I wound up from the shoulder and fully rotated through my hips—pow!" http://onion.com/1J2c905  pic.twitter.com/XWhCgXcHBm"

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      1. Lou Agosta‏ @arumorofempathy 16 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Empathy Triple Play: 3 books by Dr Lou and a talk radio show: Empathy Tips and Techniqueshttp://empathyinthecontextofphilosophy.com 

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