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@danieljayz@TheOnion I have to bullshit the same 45 seconds to them too tho -
@bfconjersa it's mutually discomforting I'm sure
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@TheOnion fuck yeaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is so good, it hurtsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's nothing compared to how many facial expressions servers have to come up with.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Base_on_Balls I feel that on an emotional level.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion After the fourth one, do you think she'd really notice if used the first one again?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He doesn't realize that each dish has its own particular facial expression.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion women look at the menu and frown ? Is there onions IN that or just ON that ? Are there onions IN ... I'll ask her, but Chef can beThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Paying attention to someone else for 45 seconds? A new record!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Everything you’re posting today is my life, really.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have a great wedge salad face.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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