"@TheOnion: Report: Fuck Guy In Kayak pic.twitter.com/95uWa2vN3k" @MartiniZealot
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@TheOnion bet it's cold in there. Because you can't have your kayak and heat it.
@TheOnion @sarahnorthy this is you
@TheOnion Him and his stupid upper body strength....
@TheOnion @Kaptain_Knipple
@TheOnion @boodslife
@TheOnion
IN kayak; cramped. ON kayak; nsfw.
@TheOnion Fire tube #1!
@TheOnion I hate kayaks
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