@TheOnion Economic Recovery Plan: Declare war.
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@TheOnion Stance of Gay Marriage: Useful election tool.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bankers, corporations and top 1% will take note of Jeb Bush's candidacy. They could benefit from his election.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 41, 43, 45Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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