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I'm sure Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie will be covering it
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@TheOnion boy the pride in that....soon as they get formed .....straf with 30 mm cannonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BillWeirCNN that's 4,990 miles further than their missiles can travelThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mharrelson79@TheOnion LOL love the onion :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How far can a predator drone travel?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion with weaponry or without?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't say they can deploy them in 45 minutes or the UK will declare war on them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion do they march in front or behind the elephants and clown cars ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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