@TheOnion @PCarrESPN this article is brought to you courtesy of Jack Warner
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@TheOnion@GrantWahl Quite appropriate, too. Like most of these ladies, FIFA is out of touch with the grassroots of footballThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@PCarrESPN So look forward to hearing Jack Warner reference this "article" in the near future!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@GrantWahl Grant, why not just decrease the air pressure in the balls? That should help make the bounces more controllable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@GrantWahl But Wambach says turf is bad for her air game too. I'm so confused as to what is parody and what is not.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@GrantWahl@jackwarnertt looks at thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion FIFA announces penalties for Mid Air Farts during World Cup.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Best response I've heard!
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