@TheOnion I can be Centerfield!
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@TheOnion Haha@murphy_rob this is great!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Billy Beane won't stop calling me! He keeps leaving me messages saying he wants someone who can get on base!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this true?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nuh uh, I'm too short. Tried it as a kid, no go ! My Mom stayed mad during the entire season. Just hurt my feelings, really bad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Really? I thought these were the people announcing a GOP run in July for the presidency.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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