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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jun 2015

    This Week’s Top Story: Automakers Ask Nation If It Still Wants That Handle Above Car Windows http://onion.com/1B9ZmpN pic.twitter.com/1JLbfUF8dv

    9:15 AM - 13 Jun 2015
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    • Sunday Hayward Uilkinson Rozalind Bruno Broda Jando Care-Lessian Atiny Mob Jerry Metzger Wompa Stompa Julie Jacobus
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      1. Fix Fixster‏ @FixFixster 13 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This is unrelated but my bowels just went south. It was pure butt piss.

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      1. tony‏ @mikurubaeahina 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @sg15z I literally got the rear end out a tad in an FWD car getting onto the interstate the other day

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      1. tony‏ @mikurubaeahina 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @sg15z I have figured out what speed I need to be going to make the tires squeal on every corner in my town

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      1. tony‏ @mikurubaeahina 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @sg15z clearly, they haven't driven with me

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      1. Chad Palomino‏ @AhabsLeg 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion also known as 'Jesus Handles'.

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      1. chuck u farley‏ @large_mchuge 14 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion the 'oh shit' grip!

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      1. DJ Firestarta™‏ @FirestartaDJ 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion thanks for sharing The Onion, have a great Sunday :) (insight by http://commun.it )

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      1. Dude Sweet‏ @mlvassallo 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion the Oh Shit Handle? Yeah, we need it.

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      1. sasha price‏ @sashaprice109 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Yesterday a four year old asked me what it was for. I could not answer.

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      1. Libra M‏ @Libramatic360 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion yes! For "oh shit!" drivers and to help get into SUVs and trucks for shorter people like me.

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      1. Laura Jacobson‏ @loveebutterfly1 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion yes I need the old shit bar

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      1. Helen Goff‏ @HelenGoff 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Joe_Hallenbeck why not make it an optional extra

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      1. Joel Wright‏ @joelwrig 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion AKA, the "Oh Shit!" handle. Definitely keep it.

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      1. Joseph 'Trick or Eat' Satan‏ @JoeAconite 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Never lose the "Oh shit" handle.

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