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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jun 2015

    Struggling Justice Alito Sent Down To Lower Federal Court http://onion.com/1ThzvSl pic.twitter.com/EHVvWu2rXg

    5:35 PM - 12 Jun 2015
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    14 replies 286 retweets 365 likes
      1. Sassycatz‏ @Sassycatz 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion If only.

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      1. rembrandtrubens‏ @rembrandtrubens 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion to bring food and drink to Sotomayor, Ginsburg, Breyer...

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      1. Cathy Barkwill‏ @kozy03 12 Jun 2015
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        .@TheOnion Don't tease. It's not nice.

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      1. Thomas J. Colatrella‏ @TJWoodstockNY 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @joanwalsh If you only knew what a Scum Bag Corrupt Criminal Sam Alito really is, and I know this first hand as one of his Victims

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      1. Kiernan Ambrose‏ @RainmakerBones 12 Jun 2015
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        @matman5898 @TheOnion People get pushed out when hanging on to old players like Ginsburg for nostalgia

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      1. Cindy Baslia‏ @cindybaslia 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @ACTrackman This should get more retweets https://www.linkedin.com/pub/cindy-baslia/b6/a16/166 … via http://elink.club 

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      1. BonJosh‏ @BonJosh 14 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @joanwalsh Whaaaaat⁉️

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      1. Marge Grut‏ @GrutMarge 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @joanwalsh let's all wish really hard

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      1. Doug‏ @djm12 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion - if we purged #SCOTUS of the old, incompetent and irrelevant, who would be left? http://onion.com/1ThzvSl pic.twitter.com/hIjn1R57VO

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      1. Steve Benoit‏ @SteveBenoit4 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion so wish this was true.

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      1. Thomas J. Colatrella‏ @TJWoodstockNY 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @joanwalsh Sammy Boy Alito..

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      1. Michael Leiman‏ @mleiman1 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @joanwalsh Funny! If it doesn't work out in the minors they may have to just release him!!

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        @TheOnion relegate him to the Court of Claims!

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      1. 1ZW79‏ @Zach_Wilde79 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion where is SCUM-LIA or Clearance Sale Thomas??

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