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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jun 2015

    Couple Threatens To Divorce If Gay Marriage Legalized http://onion.com/1IOPSmr  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/xt2xievoqf

    2:20 PM - 12 Jun 2015
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    • Emma donoghue ᗰᗩᖇᔕᕼᗰᗴᒪᒪᗝᗯ Marilea Abigail Mansfield Bea Armand Christina Stinchcomb 71 DAYS UNTIL XMAS Endrey Gabby Correll
    13 replies 385 retweets 554 likes
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      2. Amy Kimball‏ @amyekimball 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion How nice that they can CHOOSE to divorce each other, or not. Others want those same options for marriage to the one they love.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Peter Yoachim‏ @PeterYoachim 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @amyekimball

        @amyekimball @TheOnion Did you just make a serious reply to a satirical website? I'm screenshotting this and blackmailing you forever.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jackie Patterson‏ @Jackie_Patt 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @PeterYoachim

        @PeterYoachim @amyekimball @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/r6plBCn9B9

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      5. Amy Kimball‏ @amyekimball 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Jackie_Patt

        @Jackie_Patt How nice they can CHOOSE 2 divorce or not. Others want same option 2 wed (or not) the person they love @PeterYoachim @TheOnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Jackie Patterson‏ @Jackie_Patt 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @amyekimball

        @amyekimball @PeterYoachim @TheOnion ya im agreeing with you here im backing you up on the validity of the story lol

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      7. Amy Kimball‏ @amyekimball 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Jackie_Patt

        @Jackie_Patt yah, I know. That one was special for @PeterYoachim @TheOnion ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Jackie Patterson‏ @Jackie_Patt 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @amyekimball

        @amyekimball @PeterYoachim @TheOnion oh okay good :)

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      9. Amy Kimball‏ @amyekimball 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Jackie_Patt

        @Jackie_Patt Thanks, by the way! 😄

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Elias Hallaj‏ @Elias_Hallaj 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onions RT @TheOnion: Couple Threatens To Divorce If Gay Marriage Legalized http://onion.com/1IOPSmr  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/6JRjVtHTX0

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 12 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "Whenever I disagree with a court decision, I like to loot and destroy my own neighborhood in protest, so I get them."

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      1. VyZx‏ @NLFarnsworth 14 Jun 2015
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        .@TheOnion political views aside... They're the masters of finding comedic irony in every day life.

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      1. vanciannotions‏ @VancianNotions 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion the best part of this story is how little it needed to be changed to make it absurd.

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      1. Ignatius J. Reilly‏ @IgnatiusJR2601 13 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Sadly, this actually happened. In Australia of all places...http://citynews.com.au/2015/gay-law-change-may-force-us-to-divorce/ …

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      1. Mike Panas‏ @PanasMike 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion or is it "hate f'n each other"?

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      1. GreaterTorontoAsatru‏ @GTAHeathen 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I would divorce you too but because your are bad people.

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      1. Contessa JenRed‏ @JustJen64 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion UMMM I usually love your satire articles .. BUT please DON'T Make satire out of THIS mock THE REAL STORY...http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/christian-couple-vow-to-divorce-if-samesex-marriage-is-legalised-20150610-ghl3o6.html …

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      1. john gorman‏ @thejohngorman 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. : /‏ @Real___Eric 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion That does it! If these people divorce then I'm going to marry a person of the same sex! I'm taking a stand!

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      1. A Grain Of Salt‏ @grainofsaltblog 12 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I fail to see the threat... @mathiaslindberg bet the next one is "marriage is between members of the same species"

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