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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jun 2015

    Report: Only 2% Of Internet Worth Sitting Through 15-Second Ad http://onion.com/1QrY14c pic.twitter.com/5dhBiVxttu

    7:00 PM - 11 Jun 2015
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    10 replies 188 retweets 328 likes
      1. Martin Fackler‏ @martfack 11 Jun 2015
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        This is no joke >>@TheOnion: Report: Only 2% Of Internet Worth Sitting Through 15-Second Ad http://onion.com/1QrY14c pic.twitter.com/zmF3IGzKRv

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      1. Daniel Falvey‏ @DanielEFalvey 11 Jun 2015
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        literally true : “@TheOnion: Report: Only 2% Of Internet Worth Sitting Through 15-Second Ad http://onion.com/1QrY14c  pic.twitter.com/CKl6jWqFa5”

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      1. Brad K‏ @dontweetme 11 Jun 2015
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        @muzixxx4deyzzz RT @TheOnion Report: Only 2% Of Internet Worth Sitting Through 15-Second Ad http://onion.com/1QrY14c pic.twitter.com/S3Aw8zH71C

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      1. Cindy Mitchell‏ @cinamitch 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion If thatm

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      1. Michael Sauve‏ @MPSauve 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion 2015, not using Ad Block, writing satire as though Ad Block doesn't exist.

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      1. B-rad‏ @BradJDey 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion it would be funnier if it wasn't true

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      1. Jim Gwinner‏ @JimGwinner 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion That seems high, not unlike much of the content posters to @YouTube

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      1. world, hello (threaded)‏ @michael_at_work 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion That's very generous. I'd guess only %1 of the Internet is worth sitting through *any* ad....

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