@TheOnion Doubles as an insect repellant, but you have to keep your mouth open!
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@TheOnion and after they'll say..cancer of d mouth..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought you guys did parody. Why the hard news?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I need this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion funniest Onion article I've seen in a long time

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