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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jun 2015

    Jurassic World: A film whose plot benefits enormously from the addition of dinosaur subtitles http://onion.com/1e6at8J pic.twitter.com/NjQ07DEOjY

    11:17 AM - 11 Jun 2015
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      1. Milan‏ @carlover145 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion hope this movie is good

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      1. '96 Astro Van‏ @doubledees21 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @gaberham3

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      1. ṃ̸̛̮͐ú̸̦̰̅ȑ̶͇͠p̵̜̚h̶͉̀ ̷̨̜̑̚ɥ̴̺͘d̷̢͆ɹ̶́͜n̷͎̯̑ɯ̸̖̐‏ @murphzero 11 Jun 2015
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        Oh please, YES MT @TheOnion: #JurassicWorld: A film that should add dinosaur subtitles http://onion.com/1e6at8J pic.twitter.com/4lkudbvCHT

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      1. Josh Galecki‏ @myfriendjoshua 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Thatkidmasong @iamkaleck

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      1. Eric Carrasco‏ @erictcarrasco 11 Jun 2015
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        .@TheOnion They'd also benefit from the added security of ROUND doorknobs instead of raptor-friendly handles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enNopHOzt8w&feature=youtu.be …

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      1. Poli ticoPhilf‏ @PoliticoPhilf 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion that musta been some fart....!

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      1. Noleggio Alghero‏ @algherorentacar 12 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion A film that should add dinosaur subtitle

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      1. Evil Emperor Xurg‏ @Art_Connery 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion (slow clap)

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      1. Merennulli‏ @Merennulli 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @mehulharry Now I really want to watch them with subtitles.

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      1. colin eash‏ @colin_eash 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @lizzybasden I refuse to read this until after I see it tonight

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      1. diana eliza martinez‏ @diaelimartin2 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Ichnologist gracias magnifica foto un abrazo desde MEXICO

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      1. Lectuz‏ @EGullstein 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion We finally get to know their feelings through the movie.

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      1. Jenna Leigh‏ @Generally_Jenna 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @prattprattpratt This needs to happen for reals though, okay?

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      1. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion .. japan just made Godzilla a citizen.. if Trex get 3d printed, he/she should live in Japan ;p

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      1. Jay Streich‏ @Jayvet2ID 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion High tech rocket powered dinosaurs!

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      1. cleone‏ @cleyonce_ 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @WohnJarren @Tay_Bay9 T minus 9 hours

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      1. Choov‏ @JustChev 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I am hungry and am coming to eat you, that line speaks to me

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      1. Freddie Boykins‏ @Boykins 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion #Fuck the dinosaurs ain't they dead?? We'll let em rest in peace. Giggity giggity.

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      1. Mark‏ @Emehrkay 11 Jun 2015
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        @theonion Are his collars purposely messed up? Its a small detail about the reviews that I love

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