@TheOnion I'm 'ready'...<braces myself> <hey..wait a minute..if those Velociraptors R that guy's 'friends'..I'm saving my money..<hokey
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Everything is better with subtitles. “
@TheOnion: The Onion Reviews 'Jurassic World' http://onion.com/1e6ahq3 pic.twitter.com/oO1tSaW9Kj”
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@TheOnion Those who do not learn Jurassic Park history are doomed to repeat it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would've preferred Chris Pratt speaking Velociraptor and include English subtitles.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm just trying to work out what bike it is!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not fucking funny at all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Looking at that screenshot,
@JoyceCarolOates must be cheering on the endangered jungle animal@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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