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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jun 2015

    Chiquita Introduces Easy-Grip Bananapic.twitter.com/91DCjHlntz

    10:09 AM - 11 Jun 2015
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    • 1,550 Likes
    • Ryan Stejskal Juliette Nelson Michelle Ellison Maria ana Omar ME Helen Briggs Jean Vargas BADGERS
    52 replies 944 retweets 1,550 likes
      1. Gizmonic Institute‏ @caebling 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who says GMOs are all bad? "@TheOnion: Chiquita Introduces Easy-Grip Banana pic.twitter.com/Xq7vqrSwoU”

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      2. Prototype Atheist‏ @ProtoAtheist 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham Woah woah woah. You don't just go messing with God's perfect food.@raycomfort is not pleased

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Thisisradiofreedom‏ @thisisradio3dom 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ProtoAtheist

        @ProtoAtheist Ribbed for your pleasure @TheOnion @fredric_wertham @raycomfort

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Prototype Atheist‏ @ProtoAtheist 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @thisisradio3dom

        @thisisradio3dom @TheOnion @fredric_wertham @raycomfort LMAO I just posted the same thing

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      5. (((Wertham)))‏ @fredric_wertham 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ProtoAtheist

        @ProtoAtheist @thisisradio3dom @TheOnion @raycomfort This will require some sort of tie-breaker: Sing The Banana Boat Song (like Belafonte)

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      6. Prototype Atheist‏ @ProtoAtheist 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @fredric_wertham

        @fredric_wertham @thisisradio3dom @TheOnion @raycomfort IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. (((Wertham)))‏ @fredric_wertham 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ProtoAtheist

        @ProtoAtheist @thisisradio3dom Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Daylight come and me wan' go home http://bit.ly/1I6Uajg 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Thisisradiofreedom‏ @thisisradio3dom 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @fredric_wertham

        @fredric_wertham you know so much about bananas i suspect ur Ray "bananaman" Comfort himself @ProtoAtheist

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. (((Wertham)))‏ @fredric_wertham 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @thisisradio3dom

        @thisisradio3dom @ProtoAtheist How much would I have to pay those nitwits to go jump in that lake right behind them?http://bit.ly/1I7gr0e 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. lonely boi‏ @timmybrenner 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion what a time to be alive.

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      1. Five O'Clock Charlie‏ @dennisgaunt 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm left handed, and that's clearly designed for a right handed person. Thanks for nothing.

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      1. Amit Badal‏ @AmitBadal 12 Jun 2015
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        Moewhahaha “@TheOnion: Chiquita Introduces Easy-Grip Banana pic.twitter.com/3zWk2fB4Tw”

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      1. Danielle B Bray‏ @WelcomeDanielle 11 Jun 2015
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        @JohnPatrick76 "@TheOnion: Chiquita Introduces Easy-Grip Banana pic.twitter.com/Bgi03ih7gx”

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      1. Prototype Atheist‏ @ProtoAtheist 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham Looks like it's ribbed for pleasure. I think @amazingatheist might be interested.

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      1. ally a hey‏ @AllyArenson 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @hank_sparks I feel this is something you would appreciate

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      1. soft n smol‏ @lippyMUA 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @amooolia

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      1. 1bed 1bath‏ @phlegm_bot 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion osh kosh bagosh

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      1. John Creed‏ @JW_Creed 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion This can't be organic...

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