@TheOnion @McnealyGeorge It's a good thing I stocked up on lube and wine!!
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@TheOnion may I suggest 100 days of American gladiatorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't forget to vote for the degenerate thief of some billionaire's choiceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The good news is, taco night is now every night! http://www.newyorkace.net/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A pillow over its face. Mercy killing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dumbest thing I have ever heard!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we could try radiation on the cancer (Islam)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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