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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jun 2015

    Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder http://onion.com/1F9tTyP pic.twitter.com/w9EEmnxG9y

    9:30 PM - 10 Jun 2015
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    17 replies 432 retweets 1,128 likes
      1. Bears 13-3 🐻 ⬇️‏ @patrick_mikus 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @katekos112

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      1.  😌‏ @danactivated 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @awkbrittany lol @Stormy_Heather_

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      1. cac‏ @caltoncac 11 Jun 2015
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        @ma_calton “@TheOnion: Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder http://onion.com/1F9tTyP  pic.twitter.com/XUt8KB56sd”

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      1. Jane F. Carlson‏ @JFCMovies 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion That box of Better Cheddars in the background dates this picture more than the computer.

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      1. Geminightmare6Ice‏ @gemini6ice 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @mattdpearce you can't trust anyone who buys better cheddars

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      1. A2A...we all fall up‏ @Ash2ashin 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @marytoppdoe me with everyone

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      1. Alex.  🐀 🐀 🐀‏ @supernaturalgrl 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion and self with 17 disorders

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      1. Aaron Mitchell‏ @AaronJMitchell 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion is that junior Tom Hardy?

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      1. larissa‏ @Supersounds92 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @LexiMarieRomas u lol

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      1. Bill Gardner‏ @GameOnGardner 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Is that a young Rob Gronkowski?

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      1. 216 NATIONALIST  🇺🇸‏ @number1shred 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion throwback to the 90s pic

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      1. Jon Plummer  🗽‏ @jplummer 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Usually it's Borderline: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder …

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      1. cat_travis‏ @cat_travis 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion It could happen

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      1. NORMCORE 🌮DADBOD‏ @cold4thetweets 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Oldie but Goldie. I distinctly remember reading this on my Gateway computer in college. The Skulls!

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      1. John DeGregory‏ @JFDSFla 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I thought sophomores were the all knowing

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      2. Andrea Santana‏ @dreasantana1 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @EmCovert

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      3. Emily Ledesma‏ @EmCovert 11 Jun 2015
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        @QuezadaAndrea @TheOnion more like Kleptomania

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