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@TheOnion teen sex also linked to being still sexually attractive to somebodyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@babel_thomas The Today Show should jump on this.#whyareyouup?
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@TheOnion Supporting research was provided by The Sans Excrement Holmes Institute.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@FergusMason1 it takes a little maturity to discover sex is better when you are sober enough to remember the next day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh shocker.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@QuayBangz It's only piss. It's mostly sterile.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@secondzeit They missed the other obvious link, as illustrated so well by Mr Ian Dury and his Blockheadshttps://youtu.be/aizzH_JMU3cThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Teen Sex Linked To Teens, And That Sex Is A Thing Teens Want to DoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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