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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jun 2015

    Teen Sex Linked To Drugs And Alcohol, Reports Center For Figuring Out Really Obvious Things http://onion.com/1F9tNam pic.twitter.com/RO3f7dLEYX

    6:30 PM - 10 Jun 2015
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    • Sara Esme Sutton Joyce CT STUNNA Tucker Cecily Rebecca Lady Atena Elizabeth Wright Hollie Clark
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      1. Steve‏ @schm0940 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @katz0057

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      1. Noleggio Alghero‏ @algherorentacar 12 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion o nooo

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion teen sex also linked to being still sexually attractive to somebody

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      2. thomas babel‏ @babel_thomas 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @614tricia

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      3. Tricia‏ @614tricia 11 Jun 2015
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        @babel_thomas The Today Show should jump on this. #whyareyouup?

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      1. robert michaels‏ @rmsgeek 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Supporting research was provided by The Sans Excrement Holmes Institute.

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      1. Brown Paper Bag‏ @markMagenis 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @FergusMason1 it takes a little maturity to discover sex is better when you are sober enough to remember the next day.

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      1. Irene Waltz‏ @carsontechy 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion oh shocker.

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      1. Irfankhan Pathan‏ @irfan39239 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion shocked

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      1. Dwarven_Thrower‏ @spidersandnope 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @QuayBangz It's only piss. It's mostly sterile.

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      1. Lindsay Vette‏ @LGVette 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @secondzeit They missed the other obvious link, as illustrated so well by Mr Ian Dury and his Blockheadshttps://youtu.be/aizzH_JMU3c 

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      1. Halloween Scare Name‏ @Dollop_of_Mayo 10 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Teen Sex Linked To Teens, And That Sex Is A Thing Teens Want to Do

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        @TheOnion @Canadianmtstick

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      1. David Chambers‏ @kingdavid191 10 Jun 2015
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