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@TheOnion A helicopter gazelle.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion never change, onion.. Never changeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Idiot headline writer wants a parent to stop being a parent based on temporary absence of threat of harm to her young. Unnatural! - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion @dylanedgell I am laughing so hard at this for some reason.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Idiot Reporter With Clueless Comments Should Have Jobs They Are BetterQualified For. Like Cleaning Animal Refuse At Idiot Zoo.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion having instincts is not the same as being an idiot. It could actually be the opposite.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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