@TheOnion Wait what!!? you mean the. oh no, that's too much to comprehend, I thought the non-stop, hounding calls were because they cared! 
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@TheOnion Nonsense... How do you explain the 20 calls a week trying to sell me Health insurance?? Checkmate OnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Really?????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't know about telemarketers but I know from experience that tech support definitely doesn't.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BauervanStraten I rather shoot puppies than be a telemarketer again...despised the job, made me feel like shit for callingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hilarious. I love how UN-pc this is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rachelkasumba Rachel, dear - please note that@TheOnion is a satirical site. It's just humor disguised to look like news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@danawilley lol, I have had two co workers that actually go into lengthy descriptions of how they are doingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The feeling is most decidedly mutual.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BauervanStraten OMG, Really!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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