“@TheOnion: New Law Determines Bullets No Longer Responsibility Of Owner Once Fired From Gun" @nwdailing @aakisling
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@TheOnion One of the best headlines you've had. Good job.

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@TheOnion: New Law Determines Bullets No Longer Responsibility Of Owner Once Fired From Gun http://onion.com/1Kq73K9 "#kansasThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Adopted into the new police training manuals. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion by “OWNER...” you mean strawman man right... (^_-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion o͙k͙a͙y͙ t͙h͙e͙n͙Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion best one in weeksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion REALLY!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion love this headline... :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the sibling parent dichotomy when is the little shit no longer my responsiblyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is only the police bullets in Mo. Ohio NY and PhillyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@undeuxtroiscat they are lil presentsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can't wait for someone to think this one is real - End of conversation
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@TheOnion Seems logical.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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