@TheOnion Congress accounts for three of those.
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@TheOnion: 180 Trillion Leisure Hours Lost To Work Last Year” I've stopped contributing to this problemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@dan_steele_@TheOnion#preach it! Work bad!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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