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@TheOnion When satire speaks the truth...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@pooroldkilgore lol I thought you would enjoy it.
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@TheOnion if easily offended. If Headline was true it'd be refreshing if church cancelled 'cause people stopped "doing church"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Church Cancelled Due To Lack Of God http://onion.com/1IDuzEa pic.twitter.com/uLnSVKv8RW”
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@TheOnion God lives on the planet Kolob!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Apparently 14-year-old Youtube commenters are now contributing to world-famous sources of satire.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion GET BACK IN THERE@TheTweetOfGodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CourtneydoesTX ..heh “@TheOnion: Church Cancelled Due To Lack Of God http://onion.com/1IDuzEa pic.twitter.com/fCYpLs0zsC”
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@mikkachu1 I tell my mother every year: I'm giving up church for lent...and advent...and the summer...and...
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