@TheOnion don't they all
that's why the fire marshal says don't smoke in bed 
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@ATailGatersLife@TheOnion Coital means sex... -
@arash_alavi@TheOnion I've gotten laid before
I know
After sex some people smoke 
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thanks for the laughs today
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@TheOnion: Student Slacks Off Due to Post-Coital Lethargy http://onion.com/1F6Gcf2 pic.twitter.com/O1BZqHmcZW” cc@Noooooooch circa 2009-10
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@TheOnion But, being a professional and adult mentor, his teacher went right back to work.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion are you tiredThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAHA! Sex!!! Am I right, guys? Sex is awesome and I totally know what it feels like!
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@theonion I should call in sick using Post-Coital Lethargy as the cause more often.#mypoorcoworkers#idkytheyputupwithmeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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