"the arrival of a cigarette-smoking bedside lamp" @TheOnion haha
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@TheOnion Lmmfao! !!!!! Take a hint n wake the hell up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not toast?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Similar to my "I can't breathe" dream being my brain's funny way of telling my I have sleep apnea! LollzzzzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion amazing...must be primalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hilariously horrifyingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion geniusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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