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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jun 2015

    Falling Down Laundry Chute And Breaking Neck Remains America's No. 548,221 Killer http://onion.com/1HX9NJT pic.twitter.com/t1YhwgOGhZ

    11:25 AM - 8 Jun 2015
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    • Wadnt_Me regan Shari bay 🍺 Dan Kauble Brontë Adamson Big Leg Walkin Ovah Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Matt Groene cat
    16 replies 284 retweets 525 likes
      1. Frank  🐯‏ @frankandrus 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion #ToddlerLivesMatter

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      1. Lover of all things DOG 🐾‏ @WhalenSue 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Partylikker I feel lucky to have survived childhood. We did this all the time but we were smart enough to go feet first. Lol

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Time for the government to step in and institute strict safety standards.

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      1. WendyWeichenthal‏ @WendyWeichentha 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion My brother and I slid down my grandmother's laundry shoot dozens of times. It's amazing we are still alive! #miraclesdohappen

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      1. Cat Snedeker  🌊‏ @CatSnedeker 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Thought about sharing and then...."My __insert family member/friend,pet fell down a laundry shoot and broke his/her/its neck".

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      1. Paul Rogers‏ @paulrogers002 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @der_bluthund Still kills more than terrorism, no doubt. When will 'War on Laundry Chutes' be announced?

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      1. Chuck Canham‏ @C_Huck99 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion my childhood

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      1. Cman61‏ @mskyman61 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Ban the Chute. Chute is a 4 letter word (the e is silent). Chute da chit (Spanish for ban the chute).

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      1. Nic‏ @NickyFaceBoyBoy 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion it's time to outlaw the outdated and barbaric use of laundry chutes!#handsupdontchute

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      2. bingbongs dingdong™‏ @Biglogger91 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @asmith9999999

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      3. Daddy Jenkins‏ @asmith9999999 8 Jun 2015
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        @Biglogger91 @TheOnion Haha. I remember that..

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      1. Gail L @landau‏ @LGail56 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I used to climb up ours for my mother to get the laundry that was stuck. Dangĺe.

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      1. HeisenbergHattie‏ @HBergHattie 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @FairoozAdams I thought you said Laundry shoots- chutes? I'm bored already. I'd rather stick peas up my nose.

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      1. roving pencil‏ @rovingpencil 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion need bigger toddlers.

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      1. Katttt‏ @2Katt97 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @BCgenius @river_thomas @phyllip_thomas 👀

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      1. Thomas Sattva‏ @TamasSattva 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Very funny despite being more heavy handed than usual.

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      1. Domestic Terrorist trump Out NOW‏ @jtsuno 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Is there a prevention movement? Mothers Against Falling Down Laundry Chutes And Breaking Necks, aka MAFDLCABN?

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