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@TheOnion @Partylikker I feel lucky to have survived childhood. We did this all the time but we were smart enough to go feet first. LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Time for the government to step in and institute strict safety standards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My brother and I slid down my grandmother's laundry shoot dozens of times. It's amazing we are still alive!#miraclesdohappenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thought about sharing and then...."My __insert family member/friend,pet fell down a laundry shoot and broke his/her/its neck".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@der_bluthund Still kills more than terrorism, no doubt. When will 'War on Laundry Chutes' be announced?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my childhoodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ban the Chute. Chute is a 4 letter word (the e is silent). Chute da chit (Spanish for ban the chute).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's time to outlaw the outdated and barbaric use of laundry chutes!#handsupdontchuteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Biglogger91@TheOnion Haha. I remember that..
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@TheOnion I used to climb up ours for my mother to get the laundry that was stuck. Dangĺe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@FairoozAdams I thought you said Laundry shoots- chutes? I'm bored already. I'd rather stick peas up my nose.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion need bigger toddlers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Very funny despite being more heavy handed than usual.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is there a prevention movement? Mothers Against Falling Down Laundry Chutes And Breaking Necks, aka MAFDLCABN?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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