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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jun 2015

    Automakers Ask Nation If It Still Wants That Handle Above Car Windows http://onion.com/1dqu8iT pic.twitter.com/Edo35lSEI7

    8:15 AM - 8 Jun 2015
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    21 replies 214 retweets 344 likes
      1. ZedEleven 🕚 🥁 🐻‏ @TheZed11 8 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion #SaveTheOhShitBar

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      1. Marlene Mooseknuckle‏ @IALTO_MNsports 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion writers ask readers if they still want the onion to exist.

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      1. Cman61‏ @mskyman61 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Making a muscle would be awkward without it. #duh

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      1. 4d4m‏ @4d4mdotnet 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion The "Oh Shit" handle is a must have feature in every car!

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      1. Beth Srail‏ @elsrail 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Yes. How else will I know if my passengers are properly scared if they have nothing to cling to for dear life.

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      1.  🤪 WokeWikidWizurd  🤯‏ @RamilioVerduzco 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion pretty sure we still the the 'OH SHIT'-Bar.

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      1. Pat Boldosser‏ @pboldosser 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion The 'oh shit bar' is essential when teaching a 16 year old to drive.

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      1. Perfesser Getz‏ @nealgetz 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion SAVE THE S-BAR

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      1. GØATS OF DØØM‏ @GoatsOfDoom 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion The "Oh Shit" Handle must live on forever!

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      1. Chad Taylor‏ @ChadTaylor_TX 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I prefer they leave them. Its really handy to handcuff my victims....I mean my friends to when I'm kidnapping....going on a trip.

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      1. Chaz Lee‏ @Chaz_Carlos 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @shanej300

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      1. okay alexa  🌏‏ @lexadross 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Um the answer is obviously yes. how else will I air out my pits?

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      1. hose‏ @mexillennialjr 8 Jun 2015
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        Meh. RT @TheOnion: Automakers Ask Nation If It Still Wants That Handle Above Car Windows http://onion.com/1dqu8iT pic.twitter.com/T9Vy5Gr64q

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      1. Ronald Gray‏ @ronaldrabbit28 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion we NEED the " Oh, Shit! bars" in cars... Duh!! what else do we have to grab onto when the driver shoots around a sharp curve?!

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      1. Orion Swift‏ @OSwftWlkr 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion My '03 Saturn Vue doesn't have one. I still reach for it :(

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      1. Call Me Dave‏ @Fluos 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion it's good for hanging your dry cleaned suit on

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      1. Johnny Toobad‏ @poppa1138 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion where else can I hang my pants?

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