.@TheOnion For max bafflement, try women's clothes. I have size 2s and size 10s in my closet, and they both fit.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion I think if any men's size 33 pants exist is pretty Oniony in itself. - 1 more reply
New conversation -
-
-
@TheOnion story of my life. 34 & 36Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Dockers? Maybe Dickers pantsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Safety glasses! Must have appropriate PPE, or who knows what might hit you in the eye!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion that's inconceivable!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion rachet up a size on imported clothes. They skimp
.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion that picture is perfectoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
.
@TheOnion I like that there are scientists in lab coats investigating him!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion He's levitating.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.