@TheOnion wow cra cra
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@TheOnion An important onsoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And death comes much quicker from weapons as opposed to toothpaste.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@randomdijit LOL ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@erythingistaken It's a joke. Satire. Haha?@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just as effective.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's so redundant. i already think about that every minute i spend in an airport.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is that Frank from Sex House? Is he hiding from all his unwanted love children?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion TSA finally discovers something they're good at!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BAHAHAHAHAHAHAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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